Kira Noir enters Jade Baker's bedroom where she lies on the bed looking miserable, surrounded by tissues and food wrappers. Kira assures her that she doesn't need her ex to have fun in bed. Kenzie Taylor thinks that Serena Blair is going to make a fuss out of her being a lesbian, though it's revealed that she is actually trying to make a big deal out of her love of anal sex. Serena tells her that there's only one way she'll keep her secret and write a favorable piece about her; if she has sex with her. Kenzie is reluctant, but ultimately agrees. Jane Wilde and Gia Derza are catching up on old times. Not much has changed, though, since they're still nerdy and horny in college, and Jane hasn't gotten any in awhile... Since Gia doesn't want to see her friends hurting, she browses a lesbian dating app for a chick to lick.
