Here's the dilemma. You might think the pretty girls in this movie go for real guy, manly men. Hell no, compadre. In which case you've spent a lifetime carving a deep voice, manly jawline and sculpted, washboard physique, all for naught. Chicks, you see, like to rehabilitate guys. The more mental and fucked up they are, the better. So, to win her by convincing her of how just messed up you truly are, you gotta make some allowances. Dare we say those might involve the partaking of seminal discharge. Never thought it would come down to that, did ya?
