Teenage jizz consumption has reached epic proportions. Here's a few early warning signs: Does she have trouble swallowing and/or frequently complains of sore throats?Do they know her by her first name at the local family planning clinic?Is her clothing stained and soiled with crusty white stuff when she comes home?Is her new best friend named Peter North? Has she been spotted wearing safety glasses or visors indoors?If you answered yes to any of these questions, your girlfriend/wife may be a Teenage Jizz Junkie. Seeking professional help is an option, but pressing play on this DVD is a lot more fun. Just say yes to jizz...everybody's doing it!
